Robert Englund (1947-) as Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees from “Friday the 13th”.

WATER COOLER TALK PT. 3
-Yo, man! Heard ‘bout the special offer on the employees shop? They’ve got a set of blades, 30% off!
-Don’t be an asshole, man! Don’t get stuck with that load of shit! The second stiff you send down, they’re all dull and they won’t cut through cream cheese!